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Since it's a BBC series, and by Ceasar, everyone knows the Brits love a good scandel by way of the British Tabloids ( The Daily Star), here are some rumors that you all can munch on, refute, or even start your own. Here's what I cannot confirm or deny: -Cato's contract for Season 2 may not be renewed as reviewers says he looks too much like Popeye. -Servilla and Octavia are lovers in real life and HBO wanted to work this into the script. -HBO Admins post ridiculous comments on this site in order to get the community's panties in a knot. -Pompey's beheading was really a snuff film.  What rumors have you heard that you cannot confirm or deny? -- *Legion 69 - It's all about the ratings*
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Re: The Rome Tabloid - (rumors or facts? - you heard it here first)
Dec 17, 2007 12:37 PM
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> Thanks, magi! (and TK!)
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> I was just eating while reading that. That is almost
> tantamount to reckless breathplay!
I'm glad you enjoyed that old blast from the past Cam. 
If Nomad hadn't bumped this I would have missed your post, thanks Nomad!
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Re: The Rome Tabloid - (rumors or facts? - you heard it here first)
Dec 6, 2007 11:36 AM
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AHAHAHAHAHA! Bumping this thread just coz I like it.
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Re: The Rome Tabloid - (rumors or facts? - you heard it here first)
Sep 6, 2007 4:31 PM
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>
> the
> infamous Terikarma vs magi bitch slap off..lol
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> Edited by magialuna at 09/04/2007 1:41 PM
.....Atia probably ties bows on your withered old cunny to improve the looks! SLUT!..........
-magi
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Oh, Oh, Oh!!!!!! My cunny may need a little lube now and then, but at least it's tight! Yours on the other hand...well Pullo would have to STRAP A BOARD TO HIS ARSE TO KEEP FROM FALLING IN!!!...........
Take that!!!!!!!
-TK
Thanks, magi! (and TK!)
I was just eating while reading that. That is almost tantamount to reckless breathplay!
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Re: The Rome Tabloid - (rumors or facts? - you heard it here first)
Aug 31, 2007 2:41 PM
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> > TP Daddy? Heh. Sounds a bit... DJ Bog Roll? MC
> > Arsewipe? Sir Shitsalot? Poop Dogg? Right, I'll
> > get me coat.
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> Well he could be a "Daddy" if the Caesarian episode
> gives us a clue. While you're getting your coat put
> on your boots too! Or, let's see, you could be like
> Prince and just have a symbol for a name. I can see
> the headline now; TB Daddy changes name to ~
AHahahahahahahaha! I always figured I could catch something from TP. Just didn't know it was tuberculosis.
eep.
*makes appointment with doctor*
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Re: Eddie Izzard threadjacking...
Aug 30, 2007 6:44 PM
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False alarm.
*frip*
Kynk
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Edited by Kynkari at 08/30/2007 3:45 PM
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Re: The Rome Tabloid - (rumors or facts? - you heard it here first)
Aug 30, 2007 6:43 PM
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I'm so glad you lot have gotten into this. I know a lot of newer people missed this. I'm not so new, and *I* missed a lot of it.
So, thanks for sharing. Truly.
Nomad
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Re: The Rome Tabloid - (rumors or facts? - you heard it here first)
Aug 30, 2007 6:35 PM
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Remember this one, Titus?
(By the way, this post is the origins of the Val-Kilmer rock photoshop with a butter knife in his arse)
Kynk
> SPECIAL BULLETIN: PULLO RECIEVES MESSAGES FROM THE
> GODS
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> Sources tell TRT that Titus Pullo has been telling
> the citizens of Rome that he has recieved radio
> transmissions through the metal plate in his head
> from the Gods.
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> According to our source, Pullo has claimed to have
> spoken with "Jeff" the Roman God of Biscuits, and
> "Simon" the Roman God of Hairdos.
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> This outrageous claim comes on the heels of yet
> another scandal in which Pullo, in a drunken stupor
> at a dinner party, asked Octavia of the Julii:
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> "How would you like your eggs for breakfast....
> hard-boiled or impregnated?"
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> As we all know, Octavia likes her eggs "in a box",
> but the rude comment enraged Octavia's brother,
> Octavian, and he attemped to stab Pullo with a butter
> knife.
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> Being a middling swordsman, Octavian missed his
> intended target, and instead struck Val Kilmer, who
> was pretending to be a decorative rock in a nearby
> fountain.
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> "If Pullo speaks to the Gods, than I am a flower
> laden, gold pulling, slave dragging, oxen's
> arsehole!" sneered Marc Anthony.
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> Antony has been insanely jealous since Pullo's hair
> pulling, wine spilling escapades at the local
> whorehouse won him a string of female admirers.
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> "I am better looking, better smelling, and I have
> more money!" exclaimed Antony. "This suggestion that
> the God of Hairdos has spoken to him is pure
> strategum. He doesn't even HAVE any hair!"
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> Pullo was actually reached for comment, but passed
> out before he could finish. All we could make out
> was something about "fire" and "Helen of Troy."
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> More to come soon...
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> Kynkari
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Re: The Rome Tabloid - (rumors or facts? - you heard it here first)
Aug 30, 2007 6:05 PM
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> > Extra! Extra!
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> > Undisclosed sources have learned that the Rock
> that
> > Vorenus scribed his note to Niobe on in Ep 7 is
> now
> > listed on e-bay.
> The rock will return in Season 2 and will be played
> by Val Kilmer.
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> "I came. I saw. I tripped over my own feet."
> Amicule, deliciae, num is sum qui mentiar tibi?
AHAHA! Here is the origin, I guess?
*working my way through the thread*
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Re: The Rome Tabloid - (rumors or facts? - you heard it here first)
Aug 30, 2007 4:23 PM
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These are hilarious, Nomad...now everyone else needs to add a few.
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Re: The Rome Tabloid - (rumors or facts? - you heard it here first)
Aug 30, 2007 3:44 PM
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> > > User names TitusVaginus and TitusUranus have
> been
> > > deleted by HBO Admins....
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> > That is uncalled for. Seeing as "vagina" means
> sword
> > sheath, it fits Titus perfectly. The man is
> always
> > sticking his sword into people.
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Re: The Rome Tabloid - (rumors or facts? - you heard it here first)
Aug 30, 2007 12:16 AM
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*chuckle* Okay! I'm done with my trip down Memory Lane this evening. Good night all.
> > Headline:
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> > User names TitusVaginus and TitusUranus have been
> > deleted by HBO Admins....
> >
> That is uncalled for. Seeing as "vagina" means sword
> sheath, it fits Titus perfectly. The man is always
> sticking his sword into people.
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Re: The Rome Tabloid - (rumors or facts? - you heard it here first)
Aug 30, 2007 12:14 AM
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WIDTAP!
> Political intrigue and maneuvering are reported on
> the Season 2 set of Rome. New cast member Ron Jeremy
> is reportedly gunning for only remaining original
> cast member Ray Stevenson's role of Titus Pullo.
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> "He doesn't know anything about how to work 'the
> button'," Mr. Jeremy is reported to have said. "I
> know exactly how to give it an exciting twist."
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> HBO executives are said to be reconsidering their
> decision to replace the original cast members. "This
> has turned out to be more complicated and expensive
> than staging effective battle sequences," grumbled
> one senior exec.
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> Message was edited by WhenInDoubtTortureAPleb at Oct
> 13, 2005 2:51 PM
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Re: The Rome Tabloid - (rumors or facts? - you heard it here first)
Aug 30, 2007 12:04 AM
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Some of these just beg for re-posting, this one from our favourite Man-Whore.
> * Niobe is pregnant by space aliens. Word has it
> that they are related.
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> * Pullo has a dungeon of slave girls, all of whom are
> mute.
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> * A diamond has been extracted from Vorenus' arse.
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> * Caesar is a can of small dog food.
> (True!
> CLICKY!)
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> * Pompey is really Elvis (and thus still alive).
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> to make you hit the high notes. Please, no crying or
> demanding payment. My ideal woman is the next one
> because I can't remember where I left the last one."
> (Credit to Livia!)
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Re: The Rome Tabloid - (rumors or facts? - you heard it here first)
Aug 29, 2007 11:42 PM
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ok, you veteran romies, time`to share all for the sake of posterity..
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